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Today I visited the eye doctor. After being a 20/20 girl all my life, I had recently noticed some eyeball strain and blurriness - usually after hours of staring at a computer monitor. I was preparing myself to admit old age was finally sinking in its fake little denture teeth.
Following the appointment I called dad to give him the report.
"Dad, it seems as though I have a stigmata."
Yep. You heard correctly. I went to the eye doctor and left with the markings of Christ.
Ummmmm.
I mean astigmatism. I have astigmatism!
Now I can order cool glasses.
Thursday, October 18, 2012
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2 comments:
me too (not the markings of Christ, the other one!) don't worry, you won't have to wear your glasses all the time (at least I don't, obvi)
Ouch! on the stigmata! HILARIOUS!
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